1786
18 Apr 14 at 12 am

(Source: frenums, via anotherbirdxo)

 80118
18 Apr 14 at 12 am
tags: 😒 

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via ssaur0n)

 1932
17 Apr 14 at 10 pm

earthandanimals:

reallythisguyles:

iamlucyspet:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

watch this

My frozen heart melts a little. How sweet!

(via sydneyisnotaustralian)

tags: sjdjdhdhsjsjs 
 64484
17 Apr 14 at 10 pm

rosaparking:

nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

This is me when people try to wake me up

(via courtanna)

tags: me 
 323
16 Apr 14 at 10 pm

redcell6:

Spidey & Deadpool by Skottie Young

(via dbsjew)

redcell6:

Spidey & Deadpool by Skottie Young
tastefullyoffensive:

[balten]
 85820
16 Apr 14 at 10 pm

(Source: robolivable, via obta)

 132371
16 Apr 14 at 9 pm
tags: me 

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

(via the-east-coaster)